I’ve made it my official mission to unleash the hounds on anyone who mentions The Human Centipede and its sequel. The joke’s old, and let’s be honest, there’s worse out there. You want to bring it up on Facebook, go ahead. I’ll be right there with a couple choice selections to go along with it. Like A Serbian Film, Antichrist, and The Men Behind The Sun. I’ll be happy to provide a course of newborn rape, genital mutilation, torture, and fuck you.

/rant

jennnnnn13: slide it on back.

jennnnnn13:

slide it on back.

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thedailymeme: Bad Luck Brian

thedailymeme:

Bad Luck Brian

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10knotes: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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bedazzledburka: Hello would you be interested in learning about the Mormon faith?

bedazzledburka:

Hello would you be interested in learning about the Mormon faith?

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I’m gonna be that one guy who uses a flamethrower…wait no, that would backfire pretty fast

I’m gonna be that one guy who uses a flamethrower…wait no, that would backfire pretty fast

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“If you find out that I died tomorrow, I’m fine. Do not be sad for me, because I’m not sad. I died with a smile on my face.” They said I could be anything So I became feel

“If you find out that I died tomorrow, I’m fine. Do not be sad for me, because I’m not sad. I died with a smile on my face.”

They said I could be anything

So I became feel

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